Meet Expectations (#360: 2026’08’12’W)

Not everyone can do it

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Nico can be forgiven for doing doggy things.

He breaks stride just long enough to urinate. Publicly. He weaves across the running path like a drunk. He growls at strangers. 

And the stick fetish. 

When he actually looks at the camera for the group photos? Cool. When he doesn’t? Well he’s just a dog.

Store manager Keith on the other hand. Check out this previous post to learn more about his antisocial behavior (to me anyway. He’s great with customers.): Photo Dump.

Runners standing. Dog sitting.
Looook. Good job, Nico.
(L-R: J’Adam, Shoshana, Stacey, J’Adam, Jason, Taylor. Dog: Nico. Photo credit: Keith Onimus. Photo Courtesy Jason Silverman.)

I’m a one-and-done-picture sort of guy. Since the primary purpose of the picture is to take attendance, one is all you need. So when Jason sends me the 3 pictures Keith took on his phone; well, I know he’s deliberately jerking my chain. My reply back to Jason: Damn that guy. He does that exactly to annoy me 🤣 

Well, Keith, thanks for the picture(s). Now I have words for the guy who felt it necessary to send all of them to me. Who’s jerking whose chain?
   –CtCloser (Calvinthe), “Negative split or positive splat” #dothedue

FINE PRINT ¶Text and photos (unless otherwise stated): Calvin Wang (Wäng), CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 (CreativeCommons.org). ¶Cross-posted: (1) Facebook JRC Growlers Group Run (2026’08’12’W Run Message), (2) GGR email list, (3) Cerebruns by CtCloser. ¶This website posting: Cerebrun with added caption and enumeration.

 

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