• The influence of one in particular •
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There is compelling evidence to explain the Philadelphia Eagles’ win over the Kansas City Chiefs in this past Sunday’s Super Bowl LIX: Celine.
The baby of Growlers A.A.Rondasay (AKA Aaron and Candace) was born 01’07’T. When the Birds won their division we leaned into her charming way. And then they won the league: we extolled her influence again. And then Super Bowl. A.A.Ron reported that she was too excited to sleep, no doubt over the sheer consciousness of what her very 33-day-old presence boded.
Now that her potency can be confirmed, I share the problem that her early track record foreshadowed after the NFC championship. “If they win the Super Bowl,” Growler Jim quipped, “They’ll have to have a baby every year.” Or the Eagles are going to have to do some serious training.
Btw, anticipate watching Cele (my new nickname for her) in soon-to-be varsity flag football where momz and popz will be her superfans. When she goes to the pros, Seal will also be a celebrity commercial performer.
-CtCloser (Calvinthe), “Negative split or positive splat” #dothedue
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